The Philthy Adventure: Ferrets and Watermelons

I am known by many names: Philip, Phil, Felipe, P-Train, Philly, Philthy, Feripe, Pumpernickel (which means fart goblin). But you can call me Phil. And this is my adventure.

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BITCHES ON THE TRACK IN MARIO KART

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What is this cuteness?! :) (via )

Got a Benedict Cumberbatch interview in High Life tomorrow, driving Jaguars on ice. If you’re flying BA take a look

Those must be his Cumberbitches

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My girlfriend was trying to write some kind of report thing and was stuck so I stepped in. I think it works.

My girlfriend was trying to write some kind of report thing and was stuck so I stepped in. I think it works.